The Lion King
Part 1
By
Walt Disneynayake
It was the year 18hundred something and King Rajadi
Rajasinghe got Malaria and asked for Chloroquine.
Chloroquine had not yet been discovered so they gave him
Koththamalli instead.
(Even if Chloroquine had been invented the idiots in the
Health Department would have had a shortage of it! The Director of Health
Services and his yes men could not tell the difference between their
chloroquine, arses and their elbows!)
The King died. His last words were "AaaaaaH!"
He was childless. He had at least three wives and there was
considerable speculation as to what he was doing with them…or rather what he
was not! By the time he got Malaria it was too late to procreate.
